Friday, October 29, 2010

Biscuit theif speaks: Top 10 mistakes of Endhiran(The Robot)


Gone are the days, when we get the stereotyped response for finding a logical error in an Indian movie saying, “Arey! Its after all an Indian movie”. When we can afford to invest a budget equal to an average International movie, we should also afford to be equal to the standards and be strong with our logics, before making one.

Taking references slash inspirations are a welcome thing in a script. However, trying to replicate a scene which does not fit in, like the Spider man Robot saving the people by flying around, are just a mammoth let down. Tsk.. tsk.. here are some disappointing errors in the Endhiran, that just takes away the awe-factor that has been tried to evoke with the star presence and CG. 

10. Comedy overpowers Titanium body: Initially, when Vasigaran’s assistants make fun of the robot, it thrashes them with its titanium hands and they just rub the pain off like an ant bite.

09. Spiderman robot saves the crowd on fire:  How can a robot with no superhuman powers like flying or web shedding, fly around/make use of a strong potential energy to push himself between buildings, ground and back on top of buildings?!

08. Too rich yet too modest to be true: Vasigaran was established as a super scientist and so was his girl whos rich enough to take care of a hundred women by herself, yet uses a public transport?!

07: Where were the wires gone? : When Dr.Vasi, tears the robot apart, we clearly see the wires cut out and separated. Does that mean that when the robot reassembles itself in the garbage dump, it had had a spare wire set to have had fix itself. (All we see is that it screws the broken hand in.)

06: ACDC effect: When the bots run out of batteries, they go around consuming alternating current supplies, while we all learnt in 7th standard that batteries evoke DC.

05: Snakes no wheels: During the snake formation in the end, the snake combination slithers around in tar roads so smoothly as on ice. There were no wheels or even leg/hand strokes on the ground, like in the Flintstones. (Legacy effects must have had a good laugh designing them) 

04: No magnet only when needed hypothesis:  When Dr.Vasi captures Chiti with a magnet, even the head rotation by the robot with such a strong magnetic force is acceptable. But, it so comfortably turns around the entire body. If that could happen, why couldn’t it just sneak out? 

03: Magnet magnet everywhere, not a bot to link: Chiti could have just used a magnetic censor to find out the blacksheep, couldn’t he? 

02: Expensive cars are anti-explosives: Aishwarya rai, has been proving that she cannot be wounded slash spotted even by a single bullet, from a bunch of thousand bullets flowing from all directions, right from the climax of Raavanan, and shes proved the fact yet again. Long live Aishwarya, long live the cars in which she traves, even with heavy explosives. 

01: Wasn’t that enough?!

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